My Momma Raised Me So So Wrong
Just kidding! My momma raised me really well, but how RUDE of me not to thank my guest blogger, Michael Barry, for his two outstanding weeks of service. If I could find a gay enough pole, I would hoist him up on it and salute his tight, talented shorts. Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Speaking of panties, tonight is the last night of our two-month run of "Doody Calls" at the PIT, and it's going to be 1) a full house, 2) insane, and 3) I'ma be real drunk. After this, I'm taking a "hiatus from performing" for a while to "focus on writing" (for those of you at my high school alumni magazine, that's code for "going to Tijuana" and "coming back as a man named Bradlee.")
Since I've gone organic, I'm getting my new "business" made of all-natural pinewood!
For advance tickets and more info on the show, click here.