Amazed at a Grudge, INDEED!
HAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAH... AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
THEY PUBLISHED...MY LETTER TO THE EDITOR!!! AHAHAHAHHA
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Update: For the record, I do think about things other than the NY Times Dining Section. For the most part, if you're looking me in the eye and I seem to be listening to you, be advised that I'm technically ignorning you and 100% thinking about lunch. But the "restaruant grudge" column in the Times was so huffy and vapid that I had to write a letter, the publication of which constitutes a pretty delicious morsel for anyone with an ironic palate.